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(9:25 am - 06.04.2002 - pron the new porn! - i feel  ) neato. andrew just added a new survey thingy for goldmembers. i like surveys. that's the procrastionator in me. ya know, i used to have a webpage. like an actual webpage, not just a diary once. i forgot all about it, and i tried to go there one day, and i guess the website went bankrupt or something, cause the whole site is gone. poof. just like that. actually it's been gone for awhile, but i just did a google search for myself, and the title for my old page came up. i have like 5 different webpages started, i just am too lazy to actually do something to them. mark made me a page at angelfire, but i never did anything else to that one either. they probably deleted it. speaking of angelfire, i clicked on a link to go to some page there today, and apparently someone had typed in the link wrong, cause i got this funny ha-ha error message. "This page is only viewable by Jimmy Hoffa, Amelia Earhart, Jim Morrison, 2Pac and Howard Hughes. Actually, we couldn't find the page you requested. Please check the URL." hehe. then i tried the link again, just incase, and it came up: "I remember when the internet only had a few pages, and they all worked - Sure, Grampa..." haha! so i spent the next 10 minutes reclicking the link to see how many different saying came up. simple things amuse simple minds, no doubt. here's a few that i got: "Great, now you've gone and done it. You've broken the Internet. Way to go!" "Aliens must have abducted this page!" "Apparently, this page is not compatible with any browsers." "We sent this page to NASA for testing." "If someone makes a webpage and gives the wrong URL, does it really exist?" "If you had a nickel for each time you hit an incorrect URL, you'd be 5 cents richer right now." "The page you are looking for has spontaneously combusted." hehehe. i quite enjoyed those. anyways. i am so lame, you don't have to remind me. and did you know that whitehouse.com, is just a plain old porn site!?! well, i bet you did, cause i'm always the last to find things out. but anyways... that sure is scary to some kid who's trying to do a report or something. damn internet, always corrupting the young impressionable minds. mark went into my email and saw that i had an account at i want a new girlfriend.com. now mind you, this link is totally porn, but that's not why i have an account there. the kid that runs it has a little online diary type thing going on there, and i read it. (and no, he doesn't write all about getting laid, and whatever else) but he had a video that he told all the readers not to click on. well, if you tell a monkey not to eat the banana, the monkey will eat the banana, right? so i clicked on the link to watch the video. but, alas, i had to be a member, so i signed up out of pure curisoty to view the video. now if you go to there, and look for the video, seriously, do not watch it. it's really fucked up, and almost made me vomit. just say no!!!!! well, now that i basically wrote a whole entry about porn i think i'll go now. and it's so very annoying that every time i go to type out the word porn, it comes out pron. so maybe i'll just start calling "porn" "pron". pron the new porn! yay! and by the way, justin still won't talk to me! wahhhh! it was just a joke!!! you plastic-so tragic-you fake-so you mask it-no gimmicks-no antics-we real and we've outlasted-your phoniness-so you best to come correct-you want to disrespect-why do cowards talk the loudest ~*~liz << - >> if you really loved me, you'd buy me presents | 