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(6:55 pm - 04.29.2002 - 50 more facts - i feel )

50 more facts:

51. i love sending people i love little gifts, cards, or just weird things that�ll make them laugh

52. i love the way mat says �bingo�

53. anytime i go to a gas station, i always get a slushie (i�m always thirsty)

54. i�m a very soft spoken person, i often have to repeat myself

55. the one time i went to the movies with my parents (mom and stepdad), i had left to go to the bathroom and they decided to switch seats. i couldn�t find them and i seriously thought they had left me there. i didn�t talk to them for the rest of the nite

56. i�m a �dreamer�, not a �do-er�

57. the only thing i order from chinese restaurants is general tso�s chicken (i hate eggrolls! i really need to become more adventurous)

58. if you�re my friend, i expect to get a hug from you

59. my friends are amazed at my ability to not use the bathroom for days on end (something my bladder will thank me for later)

60. there are two words i know i can�t pronounce, �rural� and �cold�

61. i graduated high school without taking algebra II

62. i think all the stereotypical �hot� hollywood actors are disgusting (brad pitt, tom cruise, antonio bandaras, russell crowe, etc...)

63. when i leave the house, i almost always have my hoodie and my brush

64. the first time i was allowed to ride my atv (a 3 wheel dirtbike looking thing) up at camp all by myself i crashed into a tree. and later on, i decided to drive thru the big mud puddle that my dad always warned me to go around. i ended up getting my atv stuck in this enormous puddle of mud (not puddle of mudd) and crying, desperately trying to get it out. when i finally arrived back at camp over an hour later, i was covered head to toe in mud. i had to stay that way for the whole 3 hour ride home since our camp didn�t have a shower

65. i signed my friends up for newsletters and catalogs featuring embarrassing things such as bedwetting, hair replacement, penis enlargement, and the like. and thanks to them, i still get porn catalogs every week

67. my moms current nickname for me is �satan�

68. for my last year of halloween, i dressed up as a �gansta bitch barbie�. my �costume� included a bag of mysterious white powder, a balloon to make me look pregnant, a bandana of the appropriate east side color, and a huge assault rifle. of course under all that, i still had on my signature barbie blue eyeshadow (i did clean up that year too!)

69. in 6th grade, me and 2 other girls beat all the boys in our class in a weight lifting competition. their strongest boy could only lift 95 pounds, while the 3 of us could lift 110 lbs

70. i always get myself caught up in this thought: what would the world be like if i wasn�t born? but then my thoughts get stifled by this thought: if i wasn�t born, i couldn�t even think about what the world would be like if i wasn�t here, because i wouldn�t know to think... it�s really trippy if you think about it (i know i didn�t explain that well enough)

71. i�m fickle. in most cases i�ll develop a crush very quickly, then forget about it two weeks later

72. my toenails almost always have nail polish on them, but my fingernails never do

73. in high school the jocks used to pay me to take their time trials in computer class. for some reason they just couldn�t get over 15 words per minute

74. i�m the most clumsiest person i know (and i�m probably the more clumsy than anyone you know)

75. i have extremely high amounts of patience in cases where other people would be at their wits end

76. you can always catch me singing along to anything i hear. even if it�s a song i can�t stand, if i know the words, i�ll be singing it

77. i�ve only slow danced once in my life (to aerosmith�s �crazy� haha)

78. i used to have constant nitemares about the movie �the lost boys� and i still haven�t watched it till this day

79. i think all things will eventually fall into place

80. the most annoying thing you could do to me is call me up and chew on some ice cubes while you�re talking to me

81. people always think i�m at least 4 years older than my current age

82. i can�t fall asleep if there�s someone else in my bed (this will be great news for my future husband..)

83. i have one birthmark, it�s an extra piece of skin right by my ear (the doctors asked my mom if she wanted it cut off, but she thought it was �unique� so she decided that it should stay, some people think it�s a zit, even though it�s flesh colored)

84. i remember when i felt so cool because i could ride my bike everywhere with no hands

85. for awhile i wanted to change my name to jocasta

86. my favorite movie growing up was �better off dead� - gotta love those teenage john cusack movies (i want my $2!!!)

87. i love to set my friends up so they�ll be happy, but when i see just how happy they are i�m always reminded of how sad it is that i don�t have anyone here

88. i like concerts when the music sounds pretty much the same as it does on the album

89. when i was little my mom used to chase me around the house with a godzilla doll, yelling and screaming

90. i was once stung by a bee on my eyelid

91. i still have my tonsils

92. i have never carried a purse anywhere (and i don�t own any purses either)

93. all of a sudden one day i became lactose intolerant

94. my one and only adolescent crush was on doogie howser (i even wrote him a love letter)

95. i used to watch �sabrina the teenage witch� every friday nite

96. just looking at fettuccine alfredo makes me sick

97. when we used to have a boat, my stepdad and i decided to swim across the river (you�d understand how gross this was if you could see the river)

98. i have a huge crush on julia stiles and kirsten dunst

99. i already have names picked out for my children (but i don�t plan on having kids anytime soon... believe me)

100. i love you

if you missed the first 50 facts, you can go here and read them. if you want to, you can also read this long boring survey type thing, with answers that are out of date. so yeah. i�m also too worn out to even think of some �great� lyrics to add....

~*~liz

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